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First sentence of the first entry of each month in 2009.

January: So, I’ve decided to do the 101 Things in 1001 Days, because…hell, why not?

February: So, opening night for Beauty and the Beast is in three days, and guess what?

March: My life seems very...up in the air right now.

April: Despite the fact that certain people I care about aren't talking to me...I'm stupidly, ridiculously happy.

May: Oh my fuck do I hate feminists sometimes.

June: I sometimes forget how much I love The Office.

July: I finally got to speak to Andy on the phone yesterday.

August: I cannot tell you how sick I am of being broke all of the time.

September: So sick of everything.

October: For anyone wondering...no, seventeen-hour workdays are not fun.

November: Finally got over the flu.

December: Work work work work work work work.

Work work work work work work work.

With an occasional night of binge drinking.

Is this really what I waited my whole life for?

Being a grown-up fucking sucks.

I cleaned out my closet today. It took two hours. The main issue with my closet is that it is very deep, but not very wide...I keep my clothing hung about halfway into it (about four feet back), and there's still about three feet of space behind them for storage, along with another hidden rack that I keep my pirate garb and infrequently-used items (think off-season things). And a lot of things end up shoved back there. Including a super-cute outfit that I've NEVER worn (we're talking tags still on, people) and forgot I even owned. Which will be worn tomorrow night at the bar.

Speaking of tomorrow....I might as well hang myself by my shoelaces now. I have to be at work at seven in the morning (IN THE EFFING MORNING) because Sarah effing Palin is coming to my store for a book signing, and I have to be there until four in the afternoon. Nine hours of serving fucking coffee and walking on eggshells because Palin's little entourage are all butt-hurt about everything in the world. Following that, I have two hours to come home, shower, get pretty, and head to Ionia for an ICT board meeting. Which will, of course, be an epic waste of time because I'm not taken seriously as a board member and have the company hates me anyhow. Followed by driving to Lansing to drink and pretend I like my best friend's ex because he's our DD.

I'm going to hate about 90% of tomorrow. Luckily I have all day Thursday off to cry.

Finally got over the flu. Ugh. I haven't been that sick in AGES. Fever, slight nausea, overall aches, nasty cough, the works. Between both jobs I missed five shifts, and I nearly missed Aaden's baptism. Ugh. But I'm pretty much back to normal. I still have a cough, though it's calmed down a bit, and I'm a tad woozy, but that may be the last remnants of the cold medicine still in my system. My body does not cope well with cold medicine. I only agree to take it if I have nothing to do but sleep for the next forty-eight hours.

On that note....I'm miserably behind on my Nano. By...like...tens of thousands of words. *laughs* Granted, when I haven't been busy with work, I've been sick. But still. Going to a write-in on Friday, though, so perhaps I'll get a good amount of catching-up in.

Our gas bill for October came. $106!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111. HOLY FUCK. We need to cut down. We're saran-wrapping the house. Sweet Jesus...

Aaaand....I should be writing. XD Ta!

We had to try all of the food items in the Barnes and Noble cafe today during training.

Including three sandwiches, two soups, three stuffed pretzels, four cheesecakes, six cookies, three scones, and about ten other desserts.

Easiest fifty bucks I've ever made, but I don't want to see another pastry for a long time. Unfortunately, I have to go back tomorrow. For coffee making. That's right....learning to make (and tasting) all of the drinks in the café. I'm going to be bouncing off the walls with that kind of caffeine in my system.

Also, pretty sure my new coworkers think I'm an alcoholic, because I crack a lot of sophomoric booze jokes.

By the way, these are the text conversations I have with my boyfriend:

Gen: You'll break up with me if I buy a new 2010 planner, right?
Andy: No. Because you'll eventually use it. Now if you buy 4 planners...
Gen: This is under the assumption that I already had 2 (2!!!) planners for 2010 already...
Andy: 3? I guess that's fine. But so help me God, if you buy one more...
Gen: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY YOU WILL LEAVE ME. ENABLER.
Andy: I was lying. I'll drop you like a good habit that makes you look like a pussy. Like eating fruit.
Gen: Too late. Consider your Christmas gift fund spent on unnecessary office shit for your girlfriend's addiction.


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OMGGGGGGGGGGG I need to get stuff done. I have a to-do list like no other, you guys, and I'm accomplishing NOTHING on my time off. No, this time off doesn't count, I'm just typing in the few minutes I have before work. XD

I need to sit down and make a comprehensive list of all of the things I need to do. I've tried once or twice, but I don't get very far before I'm either distracted by something or get frustrated by my inability to prioritize the list itself. Or irritated with the fact that I simply do not have the funds to pay for all of the stuff I need to complete said list.

My room is also a mess. It needs to be cleaned. Perhaps a clean room will make me slightly less crazy.

I need a vacation. As in...not going anywhere to DO something. Somewhere like....Blue Lake, where I'm only required to sit and I can't be distracted by a computer or television. They really are evil things. O.o

Also, getting my first paycheck from B&N this Friday. SQUEE.

Seven days of no Applebee's.

Bliss.

Even though most of them are days in which I'm working at Barnes and Noble. Oh man...I do not regret this decision at all.

I did, however, realize that I need to make at least $800 more this month in order to pay for bills, student loan payments, rent, and my trip to Cedar Point. Yikes.

On a more fun note...every weekend for the next month provides a legitimate excuse for costuming. This makes for a very happy Gen.

For anyone wondering...no, seventeen-hour workdays are not fun. Especially when the first job is a lot of heavy labor, and the second requires you to be quick on your feet and chipper as hell in order to make money. Which I didn't make much of. Which, actually...wasn't my fault.

Seriously, I had a party of eight wait at LEAST twenty minutes for their dessert. THEIR DESSERT. Does the kitchen have to cook dessert? No. They microwave a blondie or lava cake at most. Granted...they WERE extremely busy...we had at least fifty people come in pretty much at the same time after the high school football games. It just sucked. And one of the cooks.....ARGH, such a horrible attitude! He literally said that he didn't care if we made money, so he wasn't going to put his all into it. WHAT?! And when I asked him (nicely...said please and everything) for a side of barbecue sauce, he looked at me, knocked the ramekin to the floor, and ignored me. I was SOOOOOO effing irritated. Who does that? It was the first time I actually went to a manager to complain about a fellow employee. I'm usually good at gritting my teeth and ignoring it, because I don't want to rouse up trouble, but that kind of behavior is ridiculous, especially since it affects MY job. What a cockbite.

At least I got some extra hours in...my first Barnes & Noble paycheck will be nice a fat. ^_^ And forty hours of training next week (with no Applebees! HURRAH.) will have a pretty nice payout too.

The only thing that got me through yesterday is that A)I get to see my nephew today and B) I plan to drink for twelve hours straight. XD

Also...I think one of my B&N coworkers likes me. Well, not think...he's pretty blatant about it. *lol* He's a fun guy, and I like hanging out with him, but...well, who wants a burger when they've got prime rib in California? ^_^

All right...enough rambling for me...time to get ready for the big game. GO MICHIGAN. WOOT.

I'll....put this behind a cut this time. XD

( questionnes.... )

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?
Complete relaxation. Like relief. Sometimes with butterflies. ^_^

102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.
As if I can make a list like that. I don't love people in order. However, off the top of my head, Andy, Majah, Fajah, Marley, Aaden.

103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
Zero. I don't remember the last movie I actually saw in a theatre. O.o

104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?
For Andy to be hella successful in the Air Force, for my nephew to grow up wanting nothing, and for my parents to win the lottery, so they can retire after years in jobs where they're underappreciated. And so they'll let me visit them in their awesome lake house. XD

105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
I watch Comedy Central, or something comedic in general. I also write a lot....anything that lets my escape and distracts me from what's bothering me. Not necessarily helpful for me in the long run, but it makes me feel better for the time being.

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
At least seven digits. XD

107. Have you ever killed an animal?
Not on purpose. I killed a woodchuck with a hatchet once. I meant to scare it by throwing it, and I ended up chopping it in half. O.o

108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
Of course; who hasn't?

109. What do you think of cloning?
I think it's wrong. Stem cell research is one thing, cloning is....just icky. What's wrong with a sheep giving birth to....a whole new sheep? O.o

110. Do you read or watch TV more often?
Watch tv. I just got cable back after months without it, so I'm catching up. XD

111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?
.....I guess it would depend on the specific right or freedom.

112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive?
Daily torture for the rest of his life. I don't want him to be killed; it's too merciful. Unless he starves to death....*shrug*

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?
I named "the girls." *kersnicker* If you want to know what, just ask.

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
Both, actually.

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes?
I won a coloring contest. I got a bike. It had streamers. ^_^

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?
.....hi, question 115.

117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)?
I remember watching it, but never regularly. It's okay...

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?
My grandfathers were prison guards. My maternal grandmother was a stay-at-home mom, and I think my paternal one worked at Meijer? Not sure if she ended up being a stay-at-homer too. With twelve kids between 'em, that's enough of a job. XD

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
My grandpa was in the air force....I'm planning on doing some investigating of my family tree. ^_^

120. Is there anyone you trust completely?
Yep. ^_^

121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
Yes.

122. How do you feel about women in politics?
I think it's great! We need the estrogen factor. I think men tend to forget that they're nurturing a culture, and become cold and money-driven. I think women have that maternal nature that make them more caring leaders.

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?
Outdoor pool, for shiz.

124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own?
Anything involving the Middle Ages and Renaissance, and piracy. I'm a big ancient history geek, too.

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?
Yes. I have brief flashes of stupidity at times, though. XD

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?
I wish I could. I think I have a good head on my shoulders, but I'm far from "wise."

127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
I gave Kenzie one at Allison's bachelorette party. I may have been drinking. But my clothes WERE on. *lol*

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
Not an actual conversation. I've only spoken/been able to interact with a couple in my life, so I haven't had much opportunity.

129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?
OH GOD NO. I like not dying, thanks.

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?
Absolutely not. Not only is that unfair to them, but why would I want to spend an extra 70 years as an ancient lady that can't do anything?

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?
A: Nothing to kill or die for...
B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher...
C: I could make a film and make you my star...
..............apparently not. *lol*

132. Were you ever with someone while they died?
Does a kitty count? I think a kitty counts. So yes. Bootsie = <3

133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?
Rock star, baby. Politics irritate me. It'd be far more rewarding to perform for a living and truly impact culture.

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
Yes, pretty much daily now that Andy's gone.

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?
Not that I know of.

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?
Not really.

137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen?
Disney's Beauty and the Beast will always be one of my favorites. I have a soft spot for Hercules, too, mostly due to Hades.

138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving?
I love listening to Heart in particular. Anything I can belt out. Showtunes are a favorite too.

139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished?
Be a good parent. Honestly, I've seen so many horrible examples in my life, and so few amazing ones, that it makes me think that being a good parent is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.

140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you?
Make me laugh. It's always been the best way to win me over.

141. About how many emails do you get a day?
One-ish? *lol* I don't use email a huge amount.

How many of those emails are junk mail?
........most. XD

How many of them are forwards?
......................

142. What is your favorite thing to do online besides filling out surveys?
Waste time. XD

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy?
He killed himself. Conspiracy theories piss me of. XD

144. Have you ever thought about hitchhiking across the country?
HELL NO. I think it'd be fun to make a cross country road trip, but not with strangers, thanks.

145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip?
Amazing music, for sure. Books on tape too. ^_^

146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold, charming, dependable?
Wow....that's tough. I'd probably say "bold." I'm dependable, but I can flake out at times....I don't let people down on purpose, or anything. I think I can be charming, but I have people that DON'T like me, so I can't claim that I'm charming at all times. XD

147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?
Emotionally, I'm ready. Especially since my nephew was born and that maternal side came out. *lol* However, financially I'm not ready at all....I just barely live off my paychecks on my own let alone supporting a household...

148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?
Not usually....I had that thought when Andy left for basic, though. I have the feeling I'll be having that thought a lot in the next six years...

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?
Transformers 2.....yes, I know it's already out, but I've been broke. *lol*

150. What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.

Feeling FAR better. Friend-love helps. ^_^

Yesterday was lovely. I spent all day relaxing at home, then went out for dinner with Sara. Mmmm....four seasons stir fry is amazing. And huge. XD This was followed by improv comedy on campus with Amanda. SOOOOO entertaining. I really needed some good laughs. I might have to make the show a regular event.

I have today off as well....a day full of nothing but working on things I want to work on, and a nice walk tonight with Meghean are the only things on the agenda. Bliss. ^_^

I am pretty excited about this weekend. Yes, I work, but tomorrow during the day I'll be shopping with Majah and Marley, and retail therapy always pleases me. I work tomorrow night, but I'm heading home for the day on Saturday and don't work until four on Sunday, so plenty of family time.

My mum also mentioned that they're hiring Eligibility Specialists like crazy at her office. Definitely applying for that. Full time with a starting rate of $16/hour? I don't know what I'd DO with so much money! XD

So sick of everything. So sick of being miserable all of the time. So sick of being a pathetic little emo girl when I don't have it nearly as bad as some others. So sick that I've become pathetically dependent on a man.

What happened to strong Gen? The girl who was making it just fine on her own, who didn't dread waking up the next day to loneliness and another day of a job she hates. The girl who wrote every day, who did it because she loved it and not because she felt she needed to. The girl who was going to BE something.

She grew up. She grew up because her best friend and the man she loved betrayed her and made her start her life over. Grew up to be a young woman who had no idea what she wanted to do, and panicked and graduated with a degree she can't use for a career because she felt she needed to graduate to justify her existance. A young woman who found out her true calling was something she loved, but would likely never be able to do for a living. A young woman who dated those she didn't want, simply because her loved ones worried about her lack of a love life.

I love Andy. I do. I can't imagine my life without him. Oh wait, yes I can. It's happening now.

Is he as miserable as me? Or was she right? Maybe I am "more into him" than he is into me. Maybe I'll never have a balance. It sure sounds like he's having a blast. Meanwhile, I'm crying every night because my best friend is across the country and I feel like he doesn't even miss me.

Shock, I'm crying again.

I'm so sick of it. I can't even stop reiterating it. I'm so disgusted with myself. I'm just so.....unhappy.

Unhappy...that pretty much sums it up.

Yes, I'm aware that people have it worse than I do.

I have a job...possibly two, depending on my interview this Sunday, plus my income from Avon, despite its small size.

I have a college education, which, despite its complete lack of aide in getting me a job, I'm very proud of.

I have a family that loves and supports me. Friends too.

I have the most amazing boyfriend ever. And he wears a uniform for his job. Rawr.

But, even with all that, I'm not happy. I'm not happy that I'm working part-time jobs that are far below my skill-level. I have a bachelor's degree....I should not be applying for minimum-wage sales associate jobs anymore.

And I hate being away from Andy. And I'm paranoid when he's away. It's not that I don't trust him....I just think he could do better if he wanted to, and I'm terrified he'll realize it. My self-esteem sucks when it comes to him, I know. It actually sucks in general when it comes to guys. But since he's the only man I have eyes for, its concentrated. Particularly since I know the caliber of girls he used to go for, and I'm NOT to that level.

I really just want to be with him. Not just because I'm afraid of losing him, but because he's my rock...he's one of the few people who are willing to call me out when I'm being...well....me...*sigh* I'm not good at being single, despite the fact that I'm not. It's like....I have a boyfriend, but he's not here for me, physically....he's here for me, but....GAH. It's so difficult to explain. I only get to talk to him for a few minutes a night, so it's just....sucky. I'm not good at this. *lol* I WISH his tech school wasn't in California, because I'd totally just find a job and move, but I've been told their economy is even WORSE than ours....I couldn't afford it.

Gotta love looking forward to months of shittiness. *sigh*

Ugh. I cannot tell you how sick I am of being broke all of the time. It especially irritates me because the fault does not solely lie on me, it also falls on my boss. I took a week off to go to San Antonio to see Andy, and when I came back to check my schedule for the upcoming week, I discovered that I was not on it AT ALL. Why? Because my lazy-ass boss just copied and pasted the schedule from the week prior (when I was on vacation) and completely forgot to add me back in. And did nothing about it. WTF? Luckily, Andrea was a dear and called me to take her Saturday closing shift, so I made eighty bucks I wouldn't have had otherwise, but STILL. And this week, he scheduled me for two shifts. TWO. FTWBBQ? Does he not realize that this is my ONLY job? That I have little other income? It's so IRRITATING.

So, I went hogwild looking for other forms of income. I started selling Avon, and will be receiving a check for almost forty bucks from my first campaign in the next few days, which will be very, VERY helpful. I joined some freelance writing sites as well, and am waiting to hear back from prospective buyers for my editing skills. I have an interview at Charlotte Russe on Sunday morning as well; part-time and minimum wage, but hell, I can't live on two shifts a week....especially at a job that doesn't guarantee a payout every shift. I need something stable to fall back on, too. So, I'm looking at two jobs, plus my "own" business selling Avon, plus writing gigs. I'm going to try and sell off my promise and engagement rings to some gold-buying place as well....I could probably make more selling them privately, but no one is biting, and I'm sick of posting them on craigslist only to get spammers sending me to gold-buying scam sites. I need money now, and I don't give a shit about the rings....if I make fifty bucks on both, I'll be happy. Good riddance.

Spent twenty bucks on groceries today, and I feel bad about doing so. That's not right. Fucking student loan bill looming over my head....I'm glad I pay two hundred bucks a month for that education I HAD TO HAVE to get a good job. Awesome. I fucking hate Michigan.

You guys.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C76BE906C9D83A3A

I am not strong enough for this.

I had to pull over on the road last night because I was so upset I was hyperventilating.

Why?

Because I missed another call from Andy while I was at the board meeting and didn't realize my phone was vibrating ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF ME.

The worst part? The voicemail in which he commented in an angry/frustrated tone, "I just wasted a fifteen minute phone call."

I understand that he was frustrated. And I understand that he really wants to get to talk to me, have a real conversation without his TI hovering over his shoulder. But seriously...I beat myself up so much about it when I miss his calls. I feel like a horrible girlfriend. I haven't even been writing to him everyday, because I don't like sending him letters that are depressing, and that's what my life has been lately. Nothing is right. The only lights in my life right now are my nephew and that I get to see Andy soon. And the latter has been cut short/made REALLY expensive by his stupid mother.

I hate my life. I love my boyfriend, I love my family, I love my friends. But I hate my life. I hate this dead-end, thankless, useless job that doesn't allow me to live the life I want, I hate that my school is too stupid to realize that I am, in fact, a good student, and that perhaps my junior semester there were underlying issues that caused the bad grades in that ONE YEAR OUT OF FIVE. I hate that I have no future. I hate that I can't be with the man I plan to marry, because we're not married, and I'm not willing to give up what I've been planning since I was a little girl to skip to a courthouse and get a piece of paper to prove we're in love.

I want to be with him. I can't not be with him. But, chances are, a proposal won't even happen until Christmas, and then a wedding wouldn't be until next summer at the earliest. And who knows if he even WANTS to propose at Christmas?

I'm not strong enough. I'm not strong at all. I hate this.

I can't tell you how pissed I am right now.

First off, I missed a chance to talk to Andy for TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES because I was working. I only made twenty bucks. Not fucking worth it.

Then I get a call from Tawnya, wherein she tells me that she has out flight and hotel booked for our trip to San Antonio for Andy's graduation. She informs me that we fly out to come home on Sunday at 1:15.

Let me share the weekend's schedule, shall I?

FRIDAY: Graduation, followed by a town pass so we can take him off base for quality time.
SATURDAY: Town pass all day.
SUNDAY: Base Liberty, in which he must stay on base, but we can spend all day with him.

Are you seeing the issue here? SHE'S MAKING US LOSE AN ENTIRE DAY WITH HIM. And why? Because it's cheaper that way. We're staying all day Thursday when we don't even get to SEE HIM. But Sunday? Nope. I'm so unbelievably PISSED at her. I'm sorry, but it's fucking worth an extra few bucks to spend time with your FUCKING SON that you won't get to see again until Christmas. I don't care if she doesn't want to stay, but she BETTER fucking change my departing date or time. Andy's more important to me than the almighty dollar.

I can't fucking handle being away from him like this. I'm afraid I'm going to do something drastic.

.....an order of Applebees boneless wings with bleu cheese dressing is over 1700 calories.

That's two-hundred more than my DAILY recommended intake.

I want to cry a little.

50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
You could say that. Not physically, but my friends and family have gotten me through some rough times.

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: A search engine created entirely to browse the exciting world of fruit.
Ambytime: This word is actually "anytime," with a pronunciation change due to Jose Cuervo.
Armcactus: Any stereotypical cactus that has the two branches on either side resembling arms. See "cactuar."

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
Toast. XD

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Despite my tomboy ways....I was BIG into Barbies.

54. How many TV’s are in your house?
Three in my apartment. I think three at home....three in use, anyhow.

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Anything involving water...swimming, hanging out at the beach...

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Excited. It's that little kid type of excited that sneaks up on you sometimes.

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Not that I'm aware of.

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
I went to a palm reader once, and it was surprisingly accurate.

59. What is your idea of paradise?
No more pain or struggle, surrounded by people who love me.

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Yes....and he/she/it is loving and forgiving...not the wrathful God of the Old Testament, but the kind one of the New.

61. Do you believe in Hell?
Yes. It's called Applebees.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
Had a starring role on stage, I suppose...

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
I've done some charity work, and donate to charities whenever I can.

64. Are you a patient person?
No. *lol* Not at all.

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
National Tip Your Server 100% Because You Douchebags Treat Us Like Crap Day.

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
I'm sure a lot of people are going to say Sweetest's Day or Valentine's Day because they're "Hallmark holidays" and feel that there shouldn't be just ONE day to show your love for your mate. To those people I say...so, you buy your girl flowers daily and treat her like a princess all the time, huh? No? Then quit being a selfish prick and go get her some roses. Remember, she has to put up with you.

67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
The Helen Keller's dog one. No, I'm not saying it here. Ask Marley.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
FRICKIN' DISNEYWORLD. Cedar Point's Halloweekends are pretty epic too.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Dyed....pretty close to my natural color now, though.

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
Well....I wouldn't call them secrets, but I tend to hold in my opinions/feelings.

71. What is under your bed right now?
Floor.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
.....go home?

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
............yes. No more than five over though.

74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
"Hey Ya" by Outkast.

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
There wasn't one. I think Andy was singing. *lol*

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney, yo.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
Frickin' monkeys.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD NO.

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
.....isn't that sort of the rule? .....I don't do physics.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Acting.

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
Right to bear arms. Guns fall into the wrong hands far too often....I'd rather they just disappear entirely.

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot. Equator. With AC.

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
.........that's so unfair! Ummm.....music.

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
The ability to sacrifice for your cause.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
X-MEN. I can has Gambit?

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Most men in straight porn. Bluuuggggghhhhhhhh....

87. What was the last thing you paid for?
A Slurpee. XD

88. Are you a coupon clipper?
Yup. Gotta have coups.

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
A $484 medical bill. YAY.

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Dancing, for shizzle!

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
.......................I hate you.

92. What insects are you afraid of?
Stinging ones.

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
"SHEILA. COME BACK TO ME. I MADE YOU MUFFINS."

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
......I dress like a pirate on weekends. Srsly.

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Boneless wings at work. One serving of them has like....1500 calories. *lol*

96. What are your parents interested in?
Gambling. XD They also love the idea of living on a lake....a nice little cabin somewhere.

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
All the time. Beetles and butterflies. ^_^

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
No.

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans.

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
When I'm performing. It's the best rush.

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
......................................Andy? Can I bring Andy? No? Um....flashlight, tent, sleeping bag.